Wednesday, 1 November 2017

KEKISTAN


Kekistan.The recent buzz billowing over is a fictitious country.Kekistan is fully set up. With a flag as symbol of national unity,citizenry,instruments of war incase of aggression,founding fathers and even a deity(kek).

It has its rights on image board open end websites such as 4 chan and 8 chan where members use memes to express themselves .

Big man tyrone a UK based you tuber of Cameroonian decent is the brainchild behind Kekistan.Its citizenry the kekistanis are a disgraceful lot who have a war to wage against the normies every now and then.Only recently did he call for a meme jihad by the oppressed kekistanis as they would want to be described against the normies.


Meme crafting is a trade it is claimed they have been learning to perfection from there forefathers way back in the day.And this they use in a flurry incase of a situation against their main foes the normies .


Normies seem to represent those who are anti kekistani in ideology.The same are known to believe and prefer mainstream media outlets for information unlike the kekistanis who rely on the online space to sort it all out with memes and other new day armour in the cloud.

Pepe the cartoon frog is one of the most popular memes.He is said to have come up around the year 2005.However in the recent past he has been associated with disacossiation.

The same way the kekistani community is associated with white supremacy,racism,the alt rights and anti mainstream conservatism.Kekistan and kun klax klan also seems to sound similar.On a lighter note.Not forgetting the kekistan flag save for the colours and the insignia resembles Nazi flag in every other aspect.

And so that is quite basically what the viral talk,chit chat or Internet joke is all about.At least as the online community gets more and more interesting and artistic with the day.And ,it's discourses percolating into the everyday life.

Also as others will want it put. Man simply has a natural affinity for association or belief for that matter in some thing.Be it a political wave,sports formation,kekistan,religioous faith et cetera.


Thursday, 3 August 2017

A BAG OR A BUG ?


Our environment  has seen pollution rise to dazzling new heights in the recent past.Largely to blame is the use of non biodegradable plastic especially as a means of packaging the various commodities within day to day commerce.

Huge garbage mounds to the tune of mini hills are a characteristic of most cities around the world today.Recyling some of  them is the done thing but this only allows the vicious cycle to continue with the plastic still in circulation.
Plastic  generally is nevertheless an important faculty of modern society and it can be out of order to merely bedevil it.

Most home appliances,utencils,electronics,and a wide array of accessories we have around have a plastic component attached to  them.Entirely facing out plastic,a cheap,reliable,insulant is not an option due to the broad areas it finds application in the world today.
 
The non biodegradable plastic bag however has been a matter of great concern. This is due to its volatility,seeming irrecyclability and very huge volumes produced and consumed daily.

When we talk of major contributors to environment pollution today.The plastic bag is in particular always up the stack.

To decompose takes not less than a century for these bags.And,using incineration as a disposal method releases toxic chlorofluorocarbons into the atmosphere.Mark you ,coal,natural gas and crude oil are the building blocks from which plastic is made.

Again,in the form of microlitter.Plastic swept into the seas.Here it finds way into the bellies of  sea animals which is harmful.The same are sought for food by humans and it hence goes on plaguing the ecosystem.The great Pacific garbage patch is a clear case in point.
 And as a result many places around the world including the  city of Edmonton,Hongkong,Bali, Kenya and Rwanda have come up with austerity measures to curb the use of this bags and the subsequent pollution they cause to the  environment.

In the case of Rwanda a total ban to the use of plastic bags was placed.And with authorities within the country and in its major transit points on sentry to implement this zero tolerance policy.Kigali was indeed voted cleanest city by UNESCO as a result .
Bags made of paper,casava and sisal are a good environment friendly alternative that can be adopted in the place of plastic bags.Not only are they biodegradable but are rather cheap and in most cases more convenient to carry whatsoever from the shops,supermarkets and et cetera.

Plastic bags give a helping hand but they are polluting our land.Lets shun unduly lamination of our planet.Bags made out of biodegradable material should still be the way to go.

We still can be fantastic without the plastic.Yeah,almost jurrasic.

Saturday, 8 July 2017

THE PLACE :PARADISE LOST


The coining of a name is a vital part of the process of bringing about the desired marketing effect upon the target audience,in any establishment.

Noticeably,the tourism docket also has very mind boggling names for some of its popular destinations.

A case in point is Hells gate park.The name leaves one thinking of the heights of mysteries and grotesque features this place might comprises.The theory behind it anyway is its deep natural gorges whose destination is seemingly infinite.

Coincidentally and in the same geographical region of Kenya E.Africa.Paradise lost resort another destination is found .Whether it is indeed a paradise of sorts needs paying a visit to demystify.

 Rolling fields, of some of the worlds choicest coffee plantations is what ushers you into the park.The twittering of birds, serenity and sweet smell of flora is immediately characteristic of this microenvironment upon arrival.

One of the major attractions within the park only a few yards from the entrance are the Mau Mau caves at the entrance of which are falling Waters from river Gichi.
History has it that Mau Mau warriors used them as cover in their pre colonial resistance against the imperial government of the day. Today,they are well lit and going in to explore is indeed worthwhile.Word going round has it that artefacts of stone age era have been discovered therein to mean early man might have had footage in this caves.

And,stretching over 20km the Mau Mau caves are  probably the only labyrinth of caves this long and with a waterfall enjoined,right at the entrance.Indeed a masterpiece.

Additionally if you are a wannabe jockey. Or,simply has love for riding  animals,paradise lost is the place to be.Here you can enjoy quality time on the saddle of a horse or camel and with friendly attendants to help you in the process
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The lush green lawns also offer the best place for relaxation,picknicking,camping or team building activities of your choice.

To crown it all ,you can choose to go by Paradise dam. Quite a huge natural mass of water.Here boats are available for hire,where you can choose to paddle your own connue or join friends and row downstream in the same boat as you enjoy water sporting,birdwatching and the surrounding nature.

Such a cocktail of nature's best souvenirs must have been the reason behind the eye catching name of this magnificent destination .

Actually paradise lost, but found ,and , up for your discovery

Wednesday, 21 June 2017

POLITRICKS


A profession  of since antiquity
Players of which are smeared with iniquity
Ask Machiavelli,of the benefits of atrocity
Self interest,self gaining,crime against humanity

But they come but pleading
Legislature,infrastructure,agriculture,all but pledging
Another year another term to keep on  trending
Buy their outlook,sell your own,and that's the game they sending

Bosses,aristocrats,seen any leaders?
Most gobblers,tricksters ,coming to seek us
Cash out,hand out,and we let them lead us
Then over and over continue to trick us

A call  for independent minds
Elders,millenials,people of all kinds
Who like'opium of the masses',left this behind
Having found this new island to abide

Cast your vote,spare thyself
And ballot issues kindly shelf
Arise and shine,toil for yourself
Girded with hope,ambition, for another day save this elf

And success will be indeed your portion
Having  now knowledge of the better option
Hurry then, this into implementation
Yes we can,a good instruction

Thursday, 25 May 2017

VIRTOUS WOMAN

Her heart of is made gold
Her demeanour like a gem,old
Her stride a story told
Her spirit of gracious fold
Mirror,mirror on the wall,she is the fairest of them all

From her eyes sparkle hope
From her voice nuggets hop
From her smile  warmth springsforth
Give her ears,wise and worth
Mirror mirror on the wall she's the fairest of them all

She is to her children mother
To her better half not of another
She is to society not the bother
Towards her God very sober
Mirror,mirror on the wall,she is the fairest of them all



Her mouth she doesn't slander
Her very she doesn't scatter
Her faith is unto the Master
Her prayer is all that matters
Mirror,mirror on the wall ,she is the fairest of them all

Tuesday, 2 May 2017

BE FIRST CHRISTIAN


You can be Syrian,Indian,Namimbian but christian
You can be the child ,the mother,the father but christian
You can be doctor,teacher,lawyer,sportsman,businessman,policeman, politician,but still christian
You can be young,old, wealthy,needy but christian
You can be abled,abled differently,black or white but christian
You can be learned,unschooled,geeky,nerdy,yet christian
You can be dating, taken,single,married, but christian
You can be needy, wealthy,boss,in service but christian
You can be tall,short,big,slender yet christian
You can be urban or much more country,but christian
Be christian,by being christian the world is inspired,the world is lit,evil  is split
Through it all strive ye to be first a christian

(free verse)

Monday, 10 April 2017

ALOFT

Inspired by how birds being small fly.Daedus and his son Icarius decide to make them  each a pair of wings so as to access the skies.Later on,wright brothers from a bicycle garage made their maiden flight to cut ribbon on one fascinating means of transport,air transport.

Air transport is the fastest and most reliable means of long range transport there is today.So  fast and reliable is it that transversing continents within few hours of a day has been made possible.
The first experiences of most things are usually anxious,to some even phobic.Today allow us to narrow down to airborne experiences and for brevity purposes side step the ticketing,bookings,luggage procedures etc.

Entry into an airplane is in through a staircase or some steps where you access the doors,and in you are.Attendants at the entry doors can assist in this.

You'll notice the cabins are no different from your bus .By this I mean simply rows of sets in two's or threes with a passage in the middle.Cormfotable on your seat and just about take off,you will be asked to fasten your seatbelts,notified of the gas masks and emergency exits in case of an eventuality, given route details and times et cetera.
About this time the engines  will have roar ed to life.You might be able  to feel this.For the pressurised aircraft you will feel less of this because the aeroplane seems to have a stand alone internal environment.

The next thing,the aeroplane will begin to taxi into the runway where it is to take off.Here you feel more or less what you feel in a vehicle.When it comes time to lift,the aircraft will fully  power it's engine poising itself for take off.

If you are seated next to a window behind the wings and depending on the type of aircraft.You will virtually see the propellers at the fuselage area rotate at very high frequency .All this to generate enough momentum for lift.

And before you say Jack Robinson the plane which sometimes might stop to power herself fully for take off,will speed on the runway and in about 30 or so seconds lift.The heave over land into the sky can very well be felt.Basically almost what you feel when an elevator all of a sudden begins to lift.
Once the plane is off the ground,it will steadily begin to climb higher into the altitudes.This will be up to past the clouds.The scenery as you transverse into the higher skies passing the clouds like smoke is phenomenal and beautiful altogether.The climb is usually up until you leave them far way below the level you are at.

You will notice you ears pop appering to have taken in air,in both the climbing and much more during the descent as you approach the runway.Pressurized aircraft's have lesser of this effect.
Chewing gum and dancing your jaw is one way you can aggravate this effect.In the descent especially if it's a little steep you might feel the plane thump a little again about the same feeling you feel once the elevator begins to move down.Like you are a suspended mid air for a fraction of a moment.

Sooner or later you will see with the plane wheels released from their compartment, you will touch ground and decelerate into the parking bay or hangars.Marshallers on the ground assist in the process,giving hand signal accordingly.
As you alight unless there was turbulence,the feeling is great and one to look forward to.Enough time saved,smooth flight and breathtaking scenery.And ,huh !, you just defied gravity.



KEKISTAN

Kekistan.The recent buzz billowing over is a fictitious country.Kekistan is fully set up. With a flag as symbol of national unity,citizen...